t.u. 

The gay ass name Aggies came up with for The University of Texas. They think its hilariously clever. But in reality, it just makes them all look dyslexic and ignorant.

"T.U. is not funny. It is NOT insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn."-Jim Rome

t.u. by texasforevabiotch June 16, 2010

what u doin 

Idiot expression used by those with low intellectual capacity. An alternative to asking "What are you doing". Not to be confused with WHATTAYADOIN or WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Via AIM...

Teabag934: What u doin?
Dough 1583: Entering stage 4 of robotic development mode.

what u doin by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 7, 2005

B.U.C.C.M. 

but u can call me

B.U.C.C.M. by Danyelle May 5, 2003

fuq u

inexplicitly saying fuck you

Snape: Mista Pota
Harry: no fuq u snep

fuq u by MoDHydraziine September 3, 2016

n u 

"n u" means "No you" it's extremely shorthand.

<Person1> You're gay
<Person2> n u

n u by Zeffeh September 29, 2008

f.u.b.r.

Abbreviated FUBAR. "*F*ucked *U*p *B*eyond *A*ll *R*ecognition.

See f.u.b.r

That meeting was FUBARed.

f.u.b.r. by Darrell A. Pierce January 12, 2004

L-U-B 

Slang for Love you baby on computer.

Joe I l-u-b. Hope we're never-evea apart!

L-U-B by Joe's Girl! November 4, 2004