Turd cutter

A thong

She’s got on a tight looking turd cutter

by AGeisler January 3, 2025

Turd squash

The royal family of turdsquash, the high rulers of the lands of turd and squash

you're such a fucking turd squash

by Samsauce September 27, 2022

turd-juicer

A guy with no game who frequently tries coming onto women with cheesy pick up lines. Synonyms: douchebag, tool, creep

This turd-juicer can't take a hint.

Why are all these turd-juicer sending me dick pics?!

by Piperrydes May 3, 2022

TURD

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM I TOOK A TURD IN THE TOILET

by TURD MONSTER December 19, 2019

Turd ballsack

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.

I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.

by TheKookie81 January 28, 2024

Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...

"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"

by GSchruth November 19, 2011

Biggest turd in the world

Dakotas bitch ass

The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass

by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022