tit turd

Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka

You are a tit turd

by Monty ray October 15, 2022

Panning for turds

The perverse and possibly masochistic pleasure of seeking situations that are likely to cause oneself to be outraged or offended, in order to be being outraged or offended by them.

"I just posted this cry-laughing Charltie Brooker quote on Twitter, only to get jumped on by tweeps pointing out my technical inaccuracies."

Don't worry about it, they're just "Panning for turds".

by Lady Beefcake January 19, 2013

Turd

What you are.

You’re a turd.

by PooStanky February 19, 2022

barf turd

Cats hair ball that resembles a turd

Look out for that barf turd!

by Baumgeeb May 15, 2018

turd minnows

Clusters of really small shit.

Just had to push out a few turd minnows just now.

by One Dead Man March 27, 2017

Turd eater

Someone who eats mother fucking turds

God geoefia stokes is such a turd eater

by tillyberry March 3, 2021

turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.

"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"

by noodlesss October 18, 2014