ass trumped

Wrecking your boyfriend’s shit socket with your unusually small hands after painting yourself orange and donning a cheap blonde wig.

Ryan wanted to do something special for Robbie’s birthday. They had already tried most other deviant sexual variations and were, quite frankly, bored with the normal pee pee touching and butt stuff. Ryan decided to combine two things that Robbie loves most...Trump and manual anal stimulation. Robbie was well experienced butt had never been Ass Trumped before. He screamed “best birthday ever!”

by El Conquistador December 19, 2019

trumping the shark

v. Performing an ultimately egregious action which destroys the hard-earned credibility of a noble office.

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I thought yesterday was the worst action possible, but today he is trumping the shark.

by gnostic3 January 21, 2020

Trump's touch

When you fuck up everything you touch

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.

by Zariza January 31, 2020

Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020

Trump Muppet

Complete dick with verbal diarrhea comments that are mouthed without thinking of the consequences.

What a complete Trump Muppet. You're a dick and a complete waste of time. Why should we listen to your shit.

by realkiwidude2 May 2, 2020

Trumped to Death

The act of following Donald Trump's suggestions at the detriment of your health or life. See Darwin Award Winners.

I'm not going to get Trumped to Death through stupidity.

by Can' May 27, 2020

trump behaviour

someone who’s being a total asshole and mean without a fkn reason.

1. the police is being so fkn brutal out there in the protests man, that’s such a trump behaviour.

2. man 1 ; these niggas are dishonoring the memory of George Floyd
man 2 ; as far as i know you aint a black man and you can’t use that word man, that’s a trump behaviour

3. me ; heyy bro, can you pass me the lighter, i’m sitting rlly comfortably here and you’re close to it
him ; aint you got two legsof yours, get up and get it yourself.
me ; jeez, that’s such a trump behaviour.

by Saluja Yo June 2, 2020