Sucking off the Mint Monster

The consumption of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) to get intoxicated.

Scott resorted to sucking off the mint monster to ward off the DT's

by C-4Fiend May 3, 2015

Monkey sucking ass nigga

A nigga that suck Monkey dick all the time

Nigga1: Yo look at that monkey sucking ass nigga
Nigga2: yeah... kinda hot

by Monkey_sucking_ass_nigga November 9, 2020

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

Your ass sucks buttermilk

"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.

Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

You Suck Major Ass

When one does something really uncool

Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass

by the madster November 26, 2007

Cunt sucking twat waffle

Any stupid person who needs a swift kick in the ass and maybe to the head.

In sentence:
"You cunt sucking twat waffle!!!"

Whore, slut, prostitute... some really stupid fuck who needs a life or needs to die.

by Flame Fuck January 24, 2009