war bump

A euphemism for an erection.

Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.

by Jimathay October 6, 2017

War of the bucket

A war that was NOT caused by a bucket

the war started when Bologna declared war on Modena for stealing their castle

Now how the fuck did they got the bucket? I have no bloody clue

Guy1: remember the war of the bucket where 3000 died for a bucket?
Guy1: bro, that ain't the cause of the war

by Sebby294 April 24, 2021

sex war

The nonviolent, respectful, tolerant different opinions about the various different sexual preferences,

The sex war is the nonviolent and covert war between individuals who have different sexual preferences, and it is slowly intensifying.

by but for October 20, 2022

Comment War

A massive argument in the comment section.

Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.

by Lalalawhy16789 February 17, 2021

Resolutionary War

When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.

I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.

by sprtagt April 18, 2016

Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>

Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>

Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

World War 3

A war between humans and zombies

World war 3 is actually World war Z, the 3 just means Z in the cyrillic alphabet

by Eushshtb October 2, 2024