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christmas time

A time of year that is extremely magical and exciting when you're young, then becomes less exciting as you get older.

ages 1-5: Believe in santa, super excited, everything is new and magical, get a ton of gifts

ages 6-10: May or may not still believe in santa, still get a lot of gifts, very exciting.

ages 11-15: Don't believe in santa, thus the excitement factor is reduced greatly. Christmas is starting to seem more like a routine.

ages 16 and beyond: Christmas is nothing new, your parents give you less because you're older. YOU actually are expected to get others gifts. Wish you could go back to being a little kid on christmas.
6 year old at christmas time: "Santa is coming soon! I'm so excited! I wonder if he'll bring me a race car that I asked for!"

17 year old at christmas time: Studying for finals, Christmas comes and all they get are socks.
by Feely7 December 26, 2011
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time in a bottle

The span of time that one has no recollection of while engaged in an alcoholic blackout.
Yeah, I beat that bitch down, but I was spending time in a bottle, so it aint like I'm responsible for doing it or anything.
by Brewjamb March 23, 2004
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sitcom timing

coincidental timing so perfect so as to be extremely rare in real life yet such things occur quite frequently in sitcoms
I was asking a coworker how tickets for the outing will be distributed when my manager, with sitcom timing, walks up and hands us the tickets.
by trekkie-monster August 14, 2009
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terrible time

What nightmares are made of.
by BentGlassTube June 22, 2007
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times 1337

A lame way of saying REALLY, REALLY much so!! It is an older, nerdier version of the things that little kids say:
"You're not my friend any more!"
"Well you're not my friend times 10!"
"Plus two!"
"Double that!"
"Times infinity!"
And so on and so forth.

It might be a good idea to see 1337 or l33t.
Josh: "Man... I suck at this!"
Tony: "Well I'm great! I play SSBM times 1337!"
by Whittsnake November 9, 2005
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banana time

by epic banana time January 17, 2019
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pocket time

The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.
Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.
by crispy113 January 15, 2009
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