donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

the mad donkey

when a guy is nailing a girl from behind, and as he's about to blow his load, he punches the girl on the back of the head, causeing her to 'BUCKAROO' and creates great orgasms all round.

Hey Brad, I nailed that chick from the bar last night. We had some amazing sex, I managed to slip in the mad donkey. I don't think she was expecting that.

by cheesemuncher96 April 12, 2017

donkey kick

So you're 69ing a chick and you're about to cum so you kick the back of her head with your feet and hold her head down while you cum

So I was 69ing Karen last night and I have that bitch a donkey kick.

by Bigbuckels77 June 17, 2018

Stoopid donkey

A stoopid donkey is someone who eats after birth and try's to hack all games.

Oh it's a stoopid donkey they're so bad at games

by Ethan is idiot September 11, 2020

donkey flight

an unlawful backdoor way to enter nations like Canada and the United States.

He came in a donkey flight

by Hatersxhatexme October 2, 2023

donkey ark

someone that is acting like a twat,

shut up being a donkey ark!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickyseamen November 16, 2011