Lean cream

As you are about to cream pull out and cream in your hand lean in and cream pie the lucky person in the face

I just gave my girl the lean cream now she need to clean her face

by By SSR March 2, 2021

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022

Ice Cream Break

When you need to take a break but you're too scared to say you are jaking off

Elvin: Remember how fat the teacher' ass was?
Meghan: What? What are you talking about?
Elvin: Sorry, an ice cream break is-a callin'!

by IdiotWhataburger April 8, 2023

Neapolitan cream pie

When you pull it out of the litter box, and it’s got strawberry vanilla and chocolate frosting.

After riding the rectum, hard, he left him with a Neapolitan cream pie.

by Ebeneezer the lady pleaser November 18, 2022

Cream-packer

The first guy to go in after a creampie in a gangbang.

Why can’t I go first? I was the cream-packer last time!

by deadpope July 26, 2020

Genny Cream Ale Slingshot

When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!

by slampig 21 April 2, 2023

Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

by Jigger99 November 16, 2011