Shit sock

Putting a mushy turd inside a loose knit sock and beating someone with it. Long live JC.

That guy deserves a shit sock.

by PossumDundee July 11, 2023

sock

a sex toy

i socked my dick

by kermitfroggy May 26, 2023

Sock Shooter

Someone who instead of using tissues, or a rag to ejaculate into while masturbating. They dedicate a sock to ejaculating into in order to keep things less messy.

I'll always be a sock shooter, its a lot easier than wiping things up with a paper towel or something. Gross.

by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

cream cheese sock

A euphemism for cum sock

He threw the cream cheese sock at me

by emily :~) November 5, 2020

Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.

I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.

by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021

tie dye slipper sock

someone who is a cozy sock and makes you feel warm but add a little bit of ~spice~

Addison Rae is a tie dye slipper sock

by patty rox November 15, 2020

Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.

Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!

by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021