snakes

people who pretend to be a "friend", but when you really need them, they aren't there. Most of the times is a snake found by girls, where they also are called fake friends or bitches. I hope truly that you will never ever get a fake friend, but there's a 99% chance that u already have one (or 5...). So good luck and kick the snakes ass!

snakes stab u in the back so be cautious

by pugsarecool January 15, 2017

Snake Strangler

A person who strangles a mans snake, possibly even a fake dyke

Hey did you hear that girl Bri is a snake strangler?

by catsharage August 22, 2020

Snake That Spits

A Native American euphemism for "penis".

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.

by Roy Blanteep November 27, 2013

Dead snake

When a person gives head to a man with erectile dysfunction.

She loves to dead snake guys.

by Thankancerboi February 28, 2017

Snake

Someone who rattles things about other people, mainly lies.

(Snake)"Do you know she fancies him?" (Human 1)"No, let me check this." (Snake)"You don't need to" (Human 1) "Do you fancy my girlfriend?!" (Human 2)"No I don't..." (Human 1)"Ugh, that snake!"

by EnglishDefinitions October 26, 2017

saddle snake

Penis

Check out the size of that saddle snake!

by Saddle Snake January 24, 2022

In the snake den

When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.

“Bro you coming into school today?”
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.

by Paddle thwacker April 4, 2023