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chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.
Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.
by dave342314 October 10, 2019
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Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.
I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.
by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019
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punch-drunk

What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.
One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.
by QuacksO August 13, 2019
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Satan's Punch

FUCK! MY UNDERWEAR IS COVERED IN SATAN'S PUNCH! SHIT!
by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019
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donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.
"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."
by tgrbld August 27, 2019
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Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry
Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up
by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019
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Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.
Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma thought it would be funny to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up
by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019
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