Gender hot pocket

Someone/something that gives you gender envy but not for present you, but for you in the past.

“He’s just my little gender hot pocket.”

by Omnitronicus January 27, 2023

Dry Socket Hot Pocket

Elderly Woman's Nether Regions.

Man, I can't believe I smashed Ethel's Dry Socket Hot Pocket when I got lit last night.

by Kozaka January 04, 2024

dry socket hot pocket

An older woman’s vagina.

You need some lube with Myrtle. That old bag has a dry socket hot pocket.

by Terry Y January 13, 2024

Pocket Cowboys

The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.

Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!

by Epstein June 22, 2021

pocket punani

Another word for a flesh light. Punani is a way to say vagina so it’s a pocket vagina.

The pocket punani made its way around the world.

by SlinkyStardom June 10, 2023

pocket tap

1. When a grown man attempts to pat you down in hopes to measure the size of your penis. 2. What a female does to a man while asleep to find his cell phone or other cheating evidence

Did you see that homo pocket tap? I can not believe he reached down n gave him a pocket tap

by streettalk March 26, 2015

Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019