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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
mugGet the Wood blockmug.

two-block

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.
by bobbydellwood June 7, 2018
mugGet the two-blockmug.

Oma Block You

Oma Block You;

Originally meant to be said as the phrase "i'm going to block you"

Oma Block You is usually an error message sent by an easily offended female with high percentages of anger issues.

The Female to Male Ratio of this phrase are as follows:
Females Recorded: 99%
Males: 1%

Usually said in anger or sarcasm.
Either that or the individual is just a dumb bitch.
Male #1: "Ayo, Show Me You're Tits"
Female #1: "Fuck off, Oma Block You"
by ChopGod149 October 29, 2022
mugGet the Oma Block Youmug.

Block Anxiety

Block Anxiety is a feel you get when you DM someone who you follow on social media and immediately expect to get blocked no matter how polite you act or how willing you are to leave them alone if they're not interested.
A fictionalized version of myself: "You know what? I'll get over my anxieties and worries,I'm gonna DM this person and tell them I like their stuff."
-Not even a minute later-
A fictionalized version of myself: "I have so much fucking Block Anxiety,did I make a mistake in doing this?! I know,while I'll wait for a response,I'll make an urban dictionary definition for anyone who can relate."
Based on a true story,directed by Hideo Kojima.
by Lazthedictionist September 21, 2024
mugGet the Block Anxietymug.

Block

Block your ex
This boy keeps on playing with me one tap then he's blocked
by Little_raw_raw🖤 January 21, 2022
mugGet the Blockmug.
A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.
“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy
by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024
mugGet the always the fridge blocking the snacksmug.

Block bros

i played my ba- block bros
by random(guy) guy December 4, 2022
mugGet the Block brosmug.

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