David

this man is addicted to some woman"girl"in 7th grade named "MICHELLE" he gay too
we love him hes D1 aka d1 david best d1 ever
by sink221 May 03, 2022
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david is the biggest meany and he is not welcome in my household and he should be welcomed in yours…steer clear of every david you ever meet bc he will always be cocky and prideful
“you talk to david ???? run.”

“yeah i should
by anti david’s October 04, 2021
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David

A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.
You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.
by Bravoss November 29, 2021
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David

A potato disguised as a human.
David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.
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DAVID

THAT DAVID IS BEING A DAVID AGAIN
by thekershnerofallkershners February 03, 2023
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Oooh thats David sign my autograph
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend
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He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.
David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu
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