Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
by Furious gorilla101 July 26, 2016
Get the Hairy 2 yr oldmug. by pimpoyo December 2, 2017
Get the modern minded old manmug. by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 8, 2023
Get the single-digit-year-oldmug. Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.
by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022
Get the Salty Nine Year Oldmug. Jerome: "Ahhhhrggg I'm done with this game!! (Pulls controller out of console and throws it)
Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."
Michael: "That's an old fashion rage quit right there."
by HazelWingz October 20, 2019
Get the Old fashion rage quitmug. Most Fortnite Players
by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022
Get the Salty Nine Year Oldmug. Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.
A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
Get the Old dog new trickmug.