Love Ain’t Real

ROADRUNNASLUG

Love Ain’t Real according to what ROADRUNNASLUG says.

by Love Ain’t Real April 2, 2025

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.

if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.

by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018

real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

real

totally fake

Do this actually exist?

No, this is totally real

by ccd derneilay July 17, 2022

real cheesy

To be one with cheese.

That guy was real cheesy.

by QuesoQuesoMan February 16, 2018

teifke real estate

enTREpreneurs who understand and navigate the different worlds of real estate.

They create value out of multiple strategies with every property they encounter.

They’re knowledge-driven and committed to long-term value add and growth.

Teifke Real Estate is always up to something.

by thereal_TRE November 24, 2021