Cookie Monster

A blue piece of human garbage that steals all the cookies BEFORE I COULD GET ONE.

Person 1: Did you see cookie monster?
Person 2: I think you mean garbage can
Cookie monster: ( comes in with a knife) DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIE?

by Wow what a cheese plate January 27, 2019

Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

horny monster

evil spirit that visits regularly to make you horny

ugh horny monster has come knocking on my door
I slayed the horny monster
perhaps we should embrace the horny monster

by ModularMechie July 24, 2025

monster lady gay gay

Super gay!

Omg, he’s so monster lady gay gay!

by pmoop March 20, 2025

Monster

criticize or reprimand severely.

"my mother used to monster me for coming home so late"

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025

Monster

Insecure people who do everything - just everything to equal there empty minds with glitters you never have

You like the monster aleyna she likes pain and rotten

by Ypallas July 12, 2018

Cookie Monster

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021