March 24th

Fucking slap Lewis austin in the ball sack to fucking oblivion because he’s a bitch all other march 24ths are irrelevant

March 24th is Lewis slap day march Lewis bitch slap cool dicklol lweis

by Lewis Austin March 24, 2022

march 19 2006

People who are born on march 19 2006 are the most awesome people in the world, they are superior and everyone wants to be them

"omg, you're born on March 19 2006, I want to be YOU!"

by Badddie_Babes November 23, 2021

March 11th

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day.

On March 11th, you will pick a hoodie and give it to your girlfriend. Your girlfriend will keep that hoodie as long as she wants.

by Obtuse Rubber Goose March 10, 2024

March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything, as long as you’re shorter than them.

On March 1st I asked my significant other for a hug since I am shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022

March 5

National flash Eric day

Wow its March 5 I guess I've got to flash Eric

by pterodactyl146 March 5, 2021

March 16

National Hug and Love Day! Screw Valentine's Day. On this day, people must hug their crushes and besties. And if you don't have any, hug yourself byotch. Love your beautiful ass. But for those slayyers that do, hug that special person(s) and whisper into their ear, "I love you" or whatever the hell you want. But, it has to be nice even though I know some of ya'll bitches can't say nice things, hype your girls or boys up or your non-binaries up on this day. We all need it. Also people that are born on this day are freaking baddies and good-looking asf. They usually have a mole under their eye and a pretty smile.

"Gurl, you better hug M! Like rn, it's freaking March 16 make out or something!!"

by 2482dghfg4 March 5, 2022

March 16

Wear a random weird hat day

"Why are you wear that hat "
"It's March 16 random hat day"

by Billybob153 March 15, 2022