Bobble Job

When you fill a box with bobble heads, cut a circular hole in the bottom, put your junk inside, and go for a long drive... for pleasure.
I once paid $50 for a bobble job.
by jimmurder January 26, 2008
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ginger job

This sexual favor usually begins upon the sizzling pinky of a partner being inserted into and around the rectum. Using any other finger is Highly frowned upon. After this "pinky swirl" a flavor-ice brand Popsicle, preferably lime, is inserted into aforementioned rectum creating a state of relaxation after intercourse.
That firecrotch sure did satisfy me with that tantalizing ginger job last night. I cant believe its not butter.
by the big dipper February 15, 2009
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Rob Job

A favorite of aggressive and sexually adventurous medical students everywhere, the storied Rob Job consists of a twofold stimulation of the human male.

The partner first inserts his/her fist into the Rob Jobee's rectum in order to roughly stimulate the prostate and seminal vesicles while using the other hand to simultaneously excite the glans penis.

The ultimate goal of the ambitious Rob Job is to achieve synchronous expulsion of bodily fluids and/or matter from both the urethral and rectal canals.
(n.) After performing an exceptionally satisfying Rob Job on Herbert, Mabel yelled with glee, "Touchdown!" while signaling the call with two upraised and soiled hands.

(v.) "Did you see that girl," asked an inquisitive Billy, "I almost Rob Jobbed in my pants! Good thing I decided on Depends this morning!"
by Papa Bellmore September 21, 2008
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blow job

when a guy drops his pants, and a girls gets on her knees.she she opens her mouth and the penis slides in.she moves her head back and forth, toward the mans pubes and back out again, while at the same time using her hand(s) to stroke the shaft of the penis. most guys prefer a girl to deep throat(letting the penis go far down into her throat) which provides extreme pleasure, but isnt necessary to make a guy cum.once a guy reaches his orgasm he will shoot varying amount of cum into the girls mouth, and altho its the most clean way to swallow, most girls can't stand the taste so they spit it out. Its also good that after a guy cums, to proceed with a hand job to make sure he is done doin his business.
"damn john, kobi just gave me the best blow job last nite...drove me WILD!!!"
by Jilliana January 9, 2008
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rim job

sexual act of one person liking the anus of the other person
by weed aka skeed man October 11, 2008
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Steve Jobs

A man who changed the world and innovated the "touch" to our present day lives. May he rest in peace.
Simple Apple computer------------------>iPod-->iTouch--------->iPhone---->iPad-------->MacBook Pro = Steve Jobs & Apple.
by Yessir12345 October 9, 2011
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odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.
Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.
by MJ October 26, 2003
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