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Jacob

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.
by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;
Friend: Who is he

Me: oh Thats jacob my crush

Friend: he is a hottie
Me:ikr👅💦💦
by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob’s are some of the greatest people you will ever meet

Such a caring friend and loves fiercely. If you get a Jacob, do NOT break his heart. He will be close with friends, if one of those friends is a girl don’t be jealous. He loves her as a sister and no where close to how much he loves you. He will be asking his friend for advice because he wants to be the best he can be for you. Break his heart and at least one of his friends will be coming for you because they know how happy you made him and now how much you hurt him.

Jacob’s typically have dark hair and dark eyes. If they have glasses they are awesome. If they don’t, be careful, they could be awesome or terrifying. Jacob’s are usually good-looking and either short or tall, never average height. Girls often get jealous of each other’s time with Jacob often blinding their common sense.

Jacob’s are amazing 10/10 would recommend.
Liany: Oh there’s Jacob
Annie: Oh my gosh he’s so cute
Liany: I know, I’m so lucky aren’t I
Annie: Yeah you are
Emma: If you lived with him you’d think differently

Annie: You live with him!
Liany: There’s no way, my boyfriend is way to loyal to live with another girl
Emma: Chill I’m his sister
by TommyBladeSootZa June 9, 2023
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Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé
Sexy ass thick bitch: "O.M.G. Jacob Miguel?! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! Girl all I gotta say is..... D2B!
by BradLuck85 January 6, 2024
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Jacob Mark Greenwood

Hot, beautiful, sexy, perfect and god of everything
I love Jacob Mark Greenwood sooooo much more
by Emmq-Jayne January 5, 2022
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife named Amber Monk!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Jacob Aron son

He is a wierd guy and gay, but kinda cool
Hey, There`s Jacob Aron son
by DaddyLucas12 September 16, 2024
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