When the parent at the party walks in on you while your hooking up and kicks you out of the house. Total cockblock.
Lamar: Did you see James had a Mickey's night yesterday.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.
by Michael M #9 December 04, 2018
A "Batteries Night" is when you're hanging out with friends, but one key person isn’t there--and they’re the only one who has or can get something you need. So, while you wait, you just give up and do literally every other random thing in the house.
"We were supposed to watch a movie, but Alex had the HDMI cable. Turned into a full-on Batteries Night while we waited--we played Uno, made pancakes, and tried to fix the sink."
by PJSans May 21, 2025
by yudi August 31, 2022
Getting laid on a late night
by yudi August 31, 2022
You get night humor when you are too tired to distinguish the difference between absolutely hilarious, completely normal, and completely absurd.
Person #1: MAN I LOVE MY MUSIC HUHEHAH.
Person #2: Yep, we are officially bored and tired out of our minds. It's night humor time.
Person #2: Yep, we are officially bored and tired out of our minds. It's night humor time.
by TotallyNotComfy October 17, 2020
On November 18
by Kiyah. November 17, 2021
That decisive moment on a dance floor when you choose a substance to consume that will carry you to the end of the party.
by scottvalentinewastaken June 17, 2021