a guy who lives in his glory days

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

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hi,yeet

by hiyeethiyeet December 13, 2019

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Me: hi
You: hi whats up
Me: lol i think we should break up
you: Why?
Me: i dont think its gonna work out
you: why., we are perfect for each other
me: no we are not and this is over
you: i never even liked you in the first place and also your coochie papoooie smells like diarrhea
me: lol i dont give a fuck bich.
you: ok bye
me: bye have a great day

by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021

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"I'm gonna cum, let me cum on your chest, will you?" Bachira whispered closely to Isagi, his breath lingering on the boy.

by Anon42283 March 3, 2024

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H-Hi Othone :)

by 2Fire2Fuck October 28, 2021

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HI

1. when you are bored and type a random word into the search bar hoping something dirty dosn't come up

2. When your mother or sibling comes in and you are doing something wwwrrroooooooonnngggg...

Mom: *Walks past*
Kyle: Quickly types in Hi and somethings dirty comes up
Mom: *Dont be suspicious...*
Kyle: SHUTS COMPUTER AND YEETS IT OUT THE WINDOW
Mom: *DOnT bE SuSpIcIoUs*

by Im Totaly not bored April 20, 2022

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