Ethan Stefanou

Porn addicted male slut who likes to jerk to pictures of his ex and present girlfriend. Extremely addicted to porn. Wanks an average of 7 times a day. Needs to get a life.

"What the fuck is ethan stefanou watching on pornhub!!"

by RobloxSLut July 29, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person you will know but he will make your day

If you have an Ethan in your family you are a very lucky person

by Khalea marry John June 3, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s think they are very normal and are not weird. When people do funny or weird things, he gives them a stare. He also likes to stretch and struggles on taking stuff from his backpack. He can also harass girls.

You know that Ethan over there, he’s so mean!
What did he do?
He keeps calling me weird for laughing at his ass!

by tehrealjams May 30, 2019

Ethan

The greatest baseball player in his school is a really cool person to hang out with all his friends love him and he is a hot looking guy also the straightest guy you will come across everyone loves Ethan

Ethan is that baseball player that has offers from every college in the country

by nysterp February 15, 2022

Ethan Vu

Ethan Vu is a caring and smart friend who will always help you with homework and classwork in school. Ethan Vu's best enemy is Jerrick aka the beast that moans in front of everyone saying "I am attractive." So be Ethan Vu's friend and p.l.s help the moaning beast to stop moaning. Aka Jerrick.

Jerrick-*moans*
Ethan Vu- p.l.s stop moaning Jerrick.
Jerrick-"Ethan Vuuuuuu, I am more attractive"

Ethan Vu-shut up bitch

by dskjndU December 31, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a MAN. He could kill you in an instant with his 69 inch kicks to the head. He is an overachiever and has A++++'s on his grades ALL OF THEM. Ethans usually have 5 cats and live in the prettiest places (it compliments his face). He also is a MASTER AT KOREAN MARTIAL ARTS LETS GOOOOOO!! Ethans are sweet but average height and he is jacked beyond belief. He may not show it but he likes anime specifically Death Note. He will come to your house pillage your pillows and steal your ice cream :) WE LOVE ETHANS!! By the way they have wholesome smiles and attitudes! Very skux indeed.

DARN YOU ETHAN STEALING MY PILLOWS AND ICE CREAM I WAS PLANNING ON BEING DEPRESSED AND EAT ICE CREAM TODAY!!

rando person: "I am chronically online and this definition came up about Ethan what the heck?"
Ethans smile is so wholesome
Ethan is skux indeed, indeed he is

by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023

Ethan

This kid is the best person I know he makes a smile he irritates me makes me smile again and that he'll feel bad for no reason he'll forget to call you or he'll make you cry or something stupid but he loves you and I know that I love him if I hadn't met him I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere or still crying about my stupid ex or something but I'm happy I met him

Ethan is the best person I know

by Catfish666999 August 17, 2019