drug dick

the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy

I got the hottest fuckin girl in the club home and into bed but i had fuckin drug dick.

by bwrave March 3, 2009

figurative dick

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

by tripleski6 April 25, 2010

Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007

Dick Snort

The action of sticking a man's penis in someone else's nose.

Man! Bertha really did a good dick snort on me last night!

by Succ me hard May 30, 2017

Cherry Dick

Right after you fuck a virgin and you pull your dick out and it is covered in blood.

I got a cherry dick After I fucked this virgin my dick looked like a cherry because of all the blood.

by Irish Jew August 17, 2011

gopher dick

The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)

I love to watch Vince's uncircumcised wang gopher dick!

by Star Fox 21 March 2, 2017

Bingo Dick

The last dick picked in an assortment of dicks. Similar to Bingo it's the last pick, which consequently, only 1 person is proud of. In this case it's likely their mom or some random old person.

Caroline: "Dammit, I don't think anyone can make it this weekend."
Ray: "Don't worry I can still make."
Caroline: " Well whoopee for you, bingo dick..."

by Rasgettma June 2, 2015