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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024
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bootcut cooter

A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.
by Wildchild*69 November 27, 2024
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custodian cooter

When u get a female so wet you might just need a custodian to follow her around with a mop so no one slips and falls.
Why is that custodian following ur girl with a mop, don't tell me u gave her the ol' custodian cooter?
by Solegasm April 7, 2024
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Lemon Cooter

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.
by playplayplay April 19, 2024
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Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped
The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.
by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024
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Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024
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Costco Cooter

When a woman puts a costco hotdog inside of herself and her partner tries to find it.
I love eating her costco cooter
by Costco Cooter June 9, 2024
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