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autistic bean disorder 

‘the way in which a human has a unusual craving for baked beans and likes the sensation of them being all over their body
Lillie loves to shove beans in her hair cause she has the autistic bean disorder’
autistic bean disorder by Daniel19 December 13, 2019
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poon bean 

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth
Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.
poon bean by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019

Ash bean 

Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris
Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.
Ash bean by Cuntosmuntos February 8, 2020

bestest bean 

To be someone’s ‘bestest bean’ is to be someone who is the kindest, most supportive, amazing human bean on the planet. You share music taste and food and dream of going to every concert possible. Concerts are fun.
Person 1: Who’s that?

Person 2: They’re my bestest bean on the planet. They’re pretty damn cool.
bestest bean by youruncertainshadow February 22, 2020

Shorty Bean 

The first stage of talking to someone you want to grow with.
This my shorty bean right here.
I miss my lil shorty bean.
Shorty Bean by ItsJordanDuhhhh March 19, 2020

Smol Bean 

Someone who is soft hearted and is appreciated lots