banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.
I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!
by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023
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If you find this on an individual, they are SUPER freaky. They are DTF RIGHT. NOW. Like actually pants them and suck on their guassy asap.
"omg...Tania has a banana in the left backpack pocket"

"Wow...she is a slut"
by Gaus IE May 15, 2025
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Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 05, 2022
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iron banana

having a penis that has been through some tough wear and tear, such as broken cartilidge, a split urethra, etc.
"Damn, Jeff has an iron banana!"
"Your mom gave me an iron banana last night."
by Iron Banana November 19, 2015
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Banana Kong

Donkey Kong but pretty much a banana addict. See "Banana Smoker"
{Banana Kong} is cool!
by Apple Greg May 13, 2020
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banana bang

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)
I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself
by zuhazana September 05, 2017
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banana creampie

guess lol (hint: banana is yellow + creampie is cum in me = ? (answer =pee creampie)
do not banana creampie
by gobeldigook June 12, 2021
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