Green Turd

When Your Black friend is black and takes a shit or diarrhea depending on what they ate.

THEODORE IS THAT A GREEN TURD ON MY FUCKING COUCH!!!

by The Fucking Couch May 11, 2019

Fudgy turd sickle

That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now

"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"

by Urban stalker 😏 June 10, 2023

A turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, the garbage can smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Flipping Turds

"flipping turds" is essentially another way of saying nervous, worried or scared. The origin stems from the feeling that you get in your stomach when feeling any of those things and it's presumed similarity with what a turd would feel like if it were flipping around in your guts...

"I'm sure Pam is already flipping turds thinking about driving in this snow"

by GSchruth November 19, 2011

turd whittling

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.

I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.

by URSALT August 17, 2020

Biggest turd in the world

Dakotas bitch ass

The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass

by Badussy lvr January 7, 2022

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022