a melancholy guy who is always down in the mopes. always aggressive and will use that aggression with his tree stump. he always fails his sacs and gets angry over it. you've never seen him happy, always in his melancholy moods.
by radish19 August 28, 2025
Get the tommug. Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
Get the Tom Kirkmug. A man with few to no friends. A wealthy individual although is extremely cheap at times. Sometimes known to be a “Karen.” Constantly overwhelmed although he doesn’t work much. Always the beta in romantic relationships which never seem to last long. Also tends to lose their hair in their mid to late twenties.
by DontBeA TOM November 22, 2021
Get the Tommug. by Dotanairy January 22, 2020
Get the Tom timemug. Gerald:Can you pass me the tom-a-toe sauce
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*
That's a fucking poggers way to tomato
Y/N: Thanks, I STILL WANT MY FUCKING TOM-A-TOE SAUCE!
*Then they have sex because this is wattpad apparently*
by Arrowbxtch March 22, 2021
Get the Tom-a-toemug. by dipclat May 28, 2022
Get the tom wilds dickmug. yeah okay very cute very nice married couple forever. they love food and travelling and other stuff haha
by totoyoyo January 25, 2025
Get the tom and solennmug.