Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.
by Lottie J June 18, 2019
Get the Max Allenmug. When a close friend begins acting like a poser. This is an action to be performed strictly in private or online. Clinch Maxxing is frowned upon in most circles.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
To say, "I played OG Fortnite", when you obviously didn't is the ultimate Clinch Maxxing Move.
That guy is clinch maxxing all of his friends, and now they don't know what to do do about the longevity of said freindship.
by BOBGOATBOBTHEGOAT January 15, 2024
Get the Clinch Maxxingmug. Hey man what's your uncle doing?
He's twerking on his gadgets and gizmos
Aw hes such a Max Gooblidops
He's twerking on his gadgets and gizmos
Aw hes such a Max Gooblidops
by Rogue1123 April 12, 2024
Get the Max Gooblidopsmug. 
River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021
Get the River/Maxmug. Max is an emotionally unavailable dick head who will lead you on four months , get with you then leave . He is a medium ugly but somehow gets all the gyals , he is extremely dumb and has no ambition in life . Avoid him .
by jesussave July 26, 2022
Get the MAXmug. Max is always bricked up and has a massive penis has loads of friends and is replay popular and fit all the gals want him but he has to fight them off
by Jeiwkenenebhd November 13, 2021
Get the Maxmug.