Cock Schplack

A sexual manuever involving the slapping of one's erect penis on the cheek and or forehead of the sexual counterpart. It is imperative that semen is present at the tip of the schlong. After the slapping is complete the male writes a note to the woman and sticks it to her face.

I cock schplacked dat ho.

by Jakenasty McMike January 3, 2006

eat cock

To consume a cooked (or uncooked if your into that sorta thing) chicken.

Woman 1: I was totally wanted to eat cock last night.
Woman 2: Oh? What kind?
Woman 1: Oh you know, deep fried...
Woman 2: Scrumptious!!

by Moodle noodle May 5, 2008

cock-sucker

any one or thing that sucks a penis

the gay man is a cock sucker

by dub schwan November 18, 2002

Vomit cock

When you've had too much to drink and you're stood up, taking a piss (where ever that may be) and suddenly you feel like throwing up, and do so while looking directly down.

John: "You guys won't believe what happened to me last night. I had so much to drink that I couldn't even hold it in while taking a piss."

Dave: "Sounds like you had a serious case of vomit cock."

by [Chaz] December 21, 2008

Viking Cock

Viking Cock - VC. The expression is used to describe the large penises of white males. According to scientific research Vikings possessed abnormally muscular bodies due to the harsh conditions they lived in. Also, as an ethnic group they possessed large penises. It can be seen in contemporary Europe, where the inhabitants of Nordic countries have the biggest penises.

I’m absolutely crazy about his huge Viking Cock!

by InscienceIbelieve April 17, 2016

cock magnet

A girl who is adept at attracting men, typically one with large over sized breasts and ass and a small waist, accompined by little (or no) clothing

Girlfreind "were you looking at that cock magnet?"
BLoke "no way bitch, now make me my tea!"

by Des Murphy January 19, 2004

Half-Cocked

being about half drunk

after those shots that we had i'm about half cocked

by justin August 4, 2004