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roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking
Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.
by phecez May 23, 2014
mugGet the roof teamug.

Tea

1. Gossip or facts,usually the more spicy the facts the more "hot" the tea. Telling these "facts" is called spilling the tea.
2. A metaphoric saying meaning rumors around any subject, particually surrounding school and the beauty community.
by Spoodergirl March 13, 2019
mugGet the Teamug.

Cold Tea

Gossip or information about someone else that is found out late.
Did you hear about the big fight last week?
No, what fight?
Dude, you always get the cold tea.
by seafoodstartup December 6, 2021
mugGet the Cold Teamug.

historical tea

History related topics and discoveries that could be controversial and once you read and learn about it is so eye opening that feels like you just heard some hot new gossip that you have to tell someone and share.
I just learned the best historical tea today about the early colonial settlers in Georgia.
by elrena March 30, 2021
mugGet the historical teamug.

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM
"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians
by EdenXera December 27, 2017
mugGet the Get the hot tea first sis, then vouchmug.

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.
by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017
mugGet the iced tea on the back porchmug.

That’s the tea sis

Words that people who like drama say on Social Media.
Some Person: YASSSS BITCH, THAT’S THE TEA SIS!!!!!

Some Person 2: Stfu please.
by This is a nickname :/ July 29, 2020
mugGet the That’s the tea sismug.

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