The 7-11 Special

A cocktail consisting of MD 20/20 (Any Flavor), Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, and the contents of a Big Gulp fished out of the trash. The mixture should be shaken as opposed to stirred. Add a hot dog straight from 12 hours on the roller for some texture and flavor. Best enjoyed next to a homeless guy who will tell you about the glory days next to the 7-11 dumpster at about 2:41 am.

I tried the 7-11 special last night, and I finally found my dad behind the 7-11 on the boulevard. I woke up and he was gone again tho :(

by TMG4Lyfe December 7, 2019

Santana special

When you lick another guys ass for a couple of clash of clans wizards

Yo goochines did ricky try giving you a Santana special for some lvl 5 wizards.. What a gay

by tAchilles February 20, 2015

The Mulkern special

When you absolutely dummy someone cheeks.

After work I gave the vice the mulkern special;)

by Driving instructor June 29, 2020

The Emory Special

whenever the wsfcs school system doesn't cancel a day due to poor decision making vs when they will cancel for ridiculous reasons

Ex.

Susie: Why didn't they cancel school there's a blizzard outside?
Frank: Oh that's the emory special for you.

by clout_9000 September 10, 2018

Special Snowflake

Pretty much the kind of person who calls others Special Snowflakes when noone agrees with them.

"Stop being such special snowflakes" -The special snowflake.

by Phboy June 11, 2020

Sassy special

You know the basics
Vodka
Scotch
Lemonade and hint of coke
Two Shots of Three year old petrol you get out of a Walmart
Small portions of Heroin Dust
Growing it out Mushrooms
Dissolved Acid Strips
and a squeeze of lemon Just about enough to knock out about every single animal in the lion king movie

Lez"hey Sassy what the special today"
Sassy:"The sassy special you druggo"
Lez:"Let me try it mate"
Sassy:"Whdiyatalkinabeet?"

by ChooiceKisser69420 October 7, 2023

Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.

“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”

by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021