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Smackin' the Sack

1) The act of constantly abusing your genitals to pleasurable thoughts
2) Slang for playing the game of Hacky Sack
1) "Jeff's kinda weird, he says that instead of masturbating, he usually just smacks the sack."
2) Man 1: Hey what are you doing?

Man 2: Nothin' much just smackin' the sack, you want in?

Man 1: Sure!
by TheCyclopsMan December 9, 2011
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Sack Scratch

Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.

The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
John- What the hell happened to you?
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
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Yoshi Sack

When a man steps into a wet or cold environment and the skin on his testicles shrink. This causes the sack to form into one mono-nut.
Dude it’s cold as dick out here, I have a major yoshi sack going on in my pants right now
by SnipeLord January 5, 2019
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Back Sack

Male equivalent of the side boob. When someone gets a glimpse of your sack from behind. The worst angle to see balls, which are quite frightening at any angle.
That asshole Carl tricked me into looking at his back sack yesterday!
by TheRealMikeD July 3, 2021
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acid sack syndrome

Acid sack syndrome is a condition in which the apple bag (scrotum) is severely inflamed and chaffed as a result of shitting or sharting in the undershorts
Bill contacted acid sack syndrome cause he could n't make it to the shitter in time
by BIG T 49 July 10, 2023
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sack

A group or gang of people or friends.
"I was just chillin' with the sack, then Bill Gates popped out of nowhere and made me a billionaire!"
by Shakability October 26, 2022
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