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Paul

an Albanian boy who looks like a Turk and pretends to be a fake Serb.
you are a real Paul.“
by GaryTheThug November 21, 2021
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Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height
Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.
by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020
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Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.
Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT
by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018
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Paul Matthews

That guy from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid) Played by Jon Matteson. (I love him)
“Paul Matthews is the best character ever!”

“Yes.”
by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023
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Paul

He’s the most beautiful and funny guy. He knows how to treat women and he is also a very good kisser. If you’re dating a Paul you are very lucky! He goes trough hard shit so please ask him how he feels and listen to him! He also listens to you when you need somebody to talk to:)
Treat a Paul like a king and he will treat you like a queen.
by Speakingsomefacts November 22, 2021
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Passing Paul

A handsome gentleman who ellouqually plays music that brings in all the people, and the women ennamoured by his talents flock to him all times of day and night. The inevitable downfall of the pressing fall is he is too much of an inebcile to realise what's right in front of his face missing in the best thing that could ever hair to him. .... Or perhaps the story is not complete.

See future feature film Distracted by women: featuring Director Jane Dab
The blasfomy of passing Paul how dare he miss such a good opportunity.. Will he ever realise.
by XenaEmperor August 24, 2021
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Paul

A sexy legend with a huge dick, he gets all of the bitches and all the guys are hella mad they ain't like him. When i mention huge dick i mean like miles long!
Guy: Omg he is so sexy.
Guy 2: He must be a Paul!
by Paul134 March 1, 2023
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