Pakistani Parking-Job

The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.

“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”

by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

Mickey Mouse Park

A baseball ballparks where it is easier than usual to be able to hit a home run due to things such as walls being closer than most other parks.

Man Yankees Stadium is such a Mickey Mouse Park, players are always hitting home runs at the short porch.

by Anthboi1406 April 25, 2023

Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers

That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year

by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023

Serial Parking Fetish

When someone does the sexual act of parking with multiple cars

Riley has a serial parking fetish, he’s up to 12 cars this week!

by XoSupernovae February 13, 2020

trailer park screwdriver

A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.

I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!

by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020