rubber muffin

A fat girl with typhus on her rolls

I was about to pull out but I remember she got a rubber muffin

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Cunt Muffin

Someone who is being extra annoying and needs a muffin to calm down

Jai is being such a Cunt Muffin right now.

by Tysm February 24, 2021

Muffin

Filipino men that likes to poke chubby white guys named Kyle

That Muffin over there eating Jolibee sure is a dick for looking so innocent

by Juicestain, King of bllod and October 11, 2019

chav muffin

A term for a chav that’s a close friend

Bless my little chav muffin

Bless my little chav muffin

by PJtheDJ2 July 15, 2019

Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011

Ballet muffin

The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.

“Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person

by Evie dett June 8, 2018

muffin shop

a gay sex orgy

"man, did you see billy at the muffin shop last night? dude walked out with four guys on each arm!"

by billystuvilegit August 24, 2018