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cuddle monster

harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow
harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster
by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025
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the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.
by JJs19 September 21, 2020
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Lake Erie Monster

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011
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Durr monster

A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.
"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"
by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024
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Monster School

1 - A series about Minecraft mobs going to school. It was good in 2012 - 2015 but after that it became filled with NSFW, old trends, and cringeworthy humor.

2 - A TV show, web series, or YouTube channel that used to be good when it started but became cringe later on.
Me: Do you watch Monster School?
7 year old: Yea I like the part where Baldi appears
Me: Go away

Me: Remember when FGTeeV?
Guy: Yep. He's a Monster School now.
by BorritoGuy July 24, 2022
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Monster

A thing that is evil. Unless your in a movie than it is either good or bad or evil or good or bad or evil. Oh also its a killing machine (they seriously need to use these things in war) oh wait isn’t that like the hole reason the Russians came to Hawkins
by Ikyivy April 28, 2022
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monster 0

literally King Ghidorah lol or triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
p1: is that monster 0

p2: no it's King Ghidorah

p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing
by THESUPERLONGWORDPERSONCOOL October 28, 2023
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