one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.

Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 09, 2023

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leg daying

the act of legging a day

i can’t talk rn, i’m leg daying.

by Nora.13 January 13, 2021

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seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by December 02, 2020

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seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs

“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much”

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”

by December 02, 2020

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cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021

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