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Pocket Thief

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."
by stfuagpwc January 18, 2019
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mexican pocket

A cavity on your person that can be used as a purpose on concealing money, drugs or usb pendrive.
Named Mexican as it's the border most synonymous with Smuggling goods.
Ricky "I don't know how much I want to bring this in the festival if I got use my Mexican pocket"
Julian: "yeah I don't know how much any of us want this after it's been in you MP"
Holden: "Let's ask Cohleen she has more pockets and wont taint my high and I will be able to look you all in the eyes after this over"
by Crochet.R.E.A.M April 22, 2018
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hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
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pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.
My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.
by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010
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wacky pocket

"Oh yeah I dated Heather a few years ago, she's got a wacky pocket if I've ever seen one."
by HeichouII August 30, 2017
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sausage pocket

by asdfghfjfjfklslnmdm April 23, 2020
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Horse Pocket

A pocket where you keep your horse, primarily used in video games.
Rowan: Where do you keep your horse?
Ben: In my horse pocket... obviously. The pocket where I keep my horse
Rowan: So when you say horse pocket do you mean like a building or a carriage?
Ben: Yea, when I say pocket I obviously mean a building or carriage, what. No I mean a pocket, you know how your pants have those fabric pouches that you keep stuff in
Rowan: Yea the pocket where you put like your potions...
Ben: or a horse
Rowan: ... or your keys
Ben: or your horse
Rowan: Ben what do you mean HORSE POCKET
Ben: A pocket for your horse it's not a riddle
Rowan: Let me get this straight, you're talking about that one ton creature that we ride on, you put in the pocket on your thigh.
Ben: That's generally what I mean by horse pocket
Rowan: How do you put a horse in your pocket?
Ben: OK Rowan let me walk you through it it's a really tricky thing. First step: you get your hand, you know that fleshy thing at the end of your arm, put that in your pocket now pull out your horse
(Pulls out a horse)
Ben: Sweet... or should we still just go to the stables?
by SwampPuppy March 25, 2024
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