halfassturbating

When you casually play with your genitals because you’re bored but don’t actually plan on getting super into it or cumming.

When I’m laying in bed waiting for my Ambien to kick in, I’ll pull my dick out and halfassturbate.

Halfassturbating is something I do on work from home days and I’m focused on work but also just chillin with my cock in one hand.

by Torahdoll March 20, 2021

Half Twins

Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.

Skylar: Wait you guys think I'm dating Trayvon? Eww gross, we're half twins!

by Tyrone Watson April 4, 2021

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

half-1C1R

half-first-cousin-once-removed:
1- parent's half-cousin
2- half-cousin's child.

My half-1C1R is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child; the relative who has with the other person only one grandparent in common, but parents are different.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021