Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.
by simp for killua October 16, 2021
One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert
by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 27, 2010
You really thought it was a good idea to eat that gas station sushi? Do your nose hairs reach your lips?
by Cazilla69 August 25, 2022
Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
by JCEG November 25, 2006
doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.
“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022
You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!
by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018