Duck

When you mistype dick.

Example 1: I am going to duck's house.
Example 2: He has a long duck. :-)))))))

by Borislav February 15, 2017

the louisiana duck call

The act of farting into a women's vagina.

"Put your legs up baby and let me give you the Louisiana duck call"

by Izzaho February 19, 2017

grumpy duck

A usually grumpy person. Whom denies being grumpy. Just remember if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, its probably a grumpy person

Hey grumpy duck why so angry?

by rachir February 20, 2017

Accidental duck

When you slip into the wrong hole because it's to big

We were fucking doggy style and I was a little and hit her with the accidental duck.

by The Creator 42 February 25, 2017

Donald Duck

A term for a guy who enjoys one night stands, at the expense of unsuspecting tinder sluts. I.e., he fucked her and ducked out.

He Donald Ducked her and she never heard from him again. And now she has herpes.

by KyleSucks1 March 2, 2017

the king of duck

The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.

I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.

by king of duck March 2, 2017

Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"

I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu

by hec toring June 27, 2016