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Blazing Donkey

Blazing Donkey is considered one of the most deadly sexual acts of the century. A mention of its existence could lead you to spontaneously con-bust. just to even think of this term could result in instant satisfaction or DEATH

Blazing Donkey has been banned in many states in the USA & Tokyo. if mentioned in public, it can lead to the death sentence (only available in Texas)

The only thing anyone knows about this act is that its involves setting fire to your own Fist.
Wayne : dude i totally gave that girl a "Blazing Donkey" last night

Garth: SHWING !
by Loodo November 22, 2011
mugGet the Blazing Donkeymug.

Donkey Biscuit

Donkey Biscuit is a term coined in major US cities to describe a police officer that butters his anus Donkey = "Ass" prior to receiving analingus from another police officer.

Butter is commonly used in cooking to ensure food doesn't stick to the pan and thus in the case of law enforcement, the butter represents "no criminal charges sticking."

Donkey Biscuit has been increasingly used as an insult in modern protests throughout the country.
"That cop looks like a donkey biscuit"

"I'd rather be a cuckhold than a Donkey Biscuit"

"I'd make that officer my bitch if he wasn't a donkey biscuit"
by Taggard Muff September 17, 2020
mugGet the Donkey Biscuitmug.

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.
Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.
by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020
mugGet the Swamp Donkeymug.

Donkey

Donkey is a human with 6 toes and eats Pringles in their barn.
by Spongeguy4 November 30, 2019
mugGet the Donkeymug.

Donkey Hoe

The perfect phrase to use for a completely fugly and clapped bitch, who sounds like a dying donkey and looks like your grandmas most recent shit. These women are usually scuffed cunts that try to act hip with the kids, even though they are actually; in their mid 40's, going through a mid-life crisis and browse pintrest in their spare time.
"He look thats Carys"
"You mean the donkey hoe?"
"Oh yeah, i forgot shes a fugly ass bitch"
by christine_is_a_milf August 31, 2020
mugGet the Donkey Hoemug.

Donkey Shite

me
donkey shite idk what to say its just me
by donkey shite February 27, 2022
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Donkey Kong

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class
by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023
mugGet the Donkey Kongmug.

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