Donkey phat 

A thick ass white girl

“Damn did you see her ass, that jaunt was donkey phat!”

Donkey phat by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019

Donker 

A Donker is a fatass cone of gorilla glue, or other strong sativa/hybrid.

While they can be smoked by a single person for full effect, donkers are usually split between three or four regular smokers.

Dude like I know I smoked a full donker, but this shit’s whacky tacky strong dude.

Donker by Dethylmadehide April 29, 2019

donkey 

ass

i ate some good donkey yesterday night

donkey by sahjg ,jashdbfljksMDFN JKsndf May 2, 2019

Donkey punch

You bang your GF on the side of the head

Me: Yo i just donkey punched my gf

Friend: whats that

Donkey punch by 454331 May 9, 2019

Donkey burger 

(Verb.) During sex you take a shit in your partners mouth and then insert two pieces of white bread.

She was upset that she was donkey burgered after she had brushed her teeth.

Donkey burger by Popejohnpaul May 23, 2019

donkey 

a person who does not know what they r doing in a game and wondering around aimlessly

Gordon: You fucking donkey! WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!?!?!

donkey by Depressed_faq June 12, 2019

Donkeying 

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

Donkeying by 86vannilla June 25, 2019