David

Bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️

#getmoggedbyDavid

Person 1 : damn bro, I got mogged by David :(
Person 2 : damn bro.. Anyway, look at me

Person 1 : bye bye 🗣️🗣️🤫🤫🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️🧏 ♂️
Person 2 : damn, a second time?!

by anonymous January 11, 2024

David Bernadard

David Bernadard a professional photographer working at the DMV. Known for his highly skilled eye for image, he has been passionate about photography since he was a child, starting at age 4. He finds ways to capture the beauty of the world through just his camera lens. David Bernadard strives to create images that are both visually striking and emotionally impactful, and the DMV is very lucky to have him.

Aside from photography, David has two children and a happy family. He also enjoys hiking and traveling the world, saying that he believes that his "diverse range of experiences and interests have helped to shape David's unique perspective as a photographer" (Bernadard, 47).

David Bernadard takes lovely photos!

by xynoub April 16, 2023

david rodrigez

A guy who thinks he is the king of the world. SIKE BOI!! He fucks ever girl he sees. He pretty much lives at the bar. He has no flirting skills but manages to get in everyones pants.

Guy; look at that guy he looks so bad
guy2; must be a david rodrigez

by jkdgfkjdfgkjdsfh04 February 12, 2018

David Blowie

A better word for a nice blowjob

Of course Vanja ended up giving Simon another David Blowie.

by Elias Brunner July 13, 2018

David

A man obsessed with beeg yoshi, he has a a expensive rolex,, and wears designer shoes with a designer water bottle, and we can't forget his custom made jacket

David David David David

by Pig_benis1 November 9, 2022

David de Fraud

The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees

“David de fraud was shite last night against West Ham”

by Rooftophallways May 7, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023