Dad

A mother fucker

My dad had sex with my mother, which makes him a motherfucker

by Catherinewinner July 07, 2022

Dad

some stranger who your mom says is half of you

Terrence-Who is that
Mom-It's your dad
Terrence-Who

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 10, 2021

Dad

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces

Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back

by Hey carla March 23, 2020

dad

left me

when as was 5 my dad left for kids

by sugar daddyyyy November 25, 2019

Dad

A man who's in his old ages thinking he can fix everything and anything since getting a child.

Son: Dad.....I think I just broke my arm...
Dad: No worries son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver and you'll be fixed in no time!

by Spacey Boi the First October 16, 2020

Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 20, 2019

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 10, 2019