A degenerate school for sluts and drug addicted retards, most of the teachers are devil worshippers. some of the best things you learn there are how to smoke a bong and cheat on your year 12 exams.
by Hurstylinebandito January 17, 2024
Get the Greensborough collegemug. by pablobuyskicks September 22, 2021
Get the so collegemug. A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021
Get the San pedro college basic education departmentmug. A literal scam that is designed to waste your time and money. Once you pass English 9, you know literally everything you could possibly know about ELA (You know enough to survive after passing English 6). At least English 10, English 11, and English 12 are free... but College ELA? That is some bullshit you have to pay for. No thank you, I'll go take French 3 instead.
by Sanae Katagiri April 5, 2022
Get the College ELAmug. Lafayette College is where you go when you want to go to Lehigh University, but you are retarded and their diversity quota is full. You do not want to make much money and prefer a modest lifestyle, with less defined calves because your campus is flatter than the girls who go there. Lafayette consistently ranks below Lehigh University in every aspect, especially intelligence and value. Lafayette believes their occasional victory over Lehigh's football team makes up for its numerous shortcomings. However, it only proves that their students are a bunch of monkeys, more worried about throwing an egg shaped ball around than providing value to society with a quality Lehigh education.
Lehigh Student: "Hey there! How are you doing?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
Lafayette Student: "Not good, I just ate my last blue crayon"
Lehigh Student: "ah, so you must go to that shitty liberal arts college in Crayolaville"
Lafayette Student: "Yes, my parents (who are also brother and sister) both went to Lafayette College so I got a legacy admission"
Lehigh Student: "Did you ever apply to Lehigh?"
Lafayette Student: "No, my cousin goes to Laf and I was hoping to hook up"
Lehigh Student: "What's your major?"
Lafayette Student: "I'm double majoring in pet training and fingerpainting"
Lehigh Student: "So you're double majoring in being unemployed?"
by Defective Tiger November 28, 2023
Get the Lafayette Collegemug. Supposedly a College in northern and possibly even western Wyoming. many people attend Northwest to prepare their bodies for the reality of leaving the simulation. through means of alcohol poisoning and parental disappointment.
by Mildly upset Max February 11, 2019
Get the Northwest Collegemug. by CharlieBarkler May 13, 2021
Get the Bishops Stortford Collegemug.