Chocolate Fish Bomb

A Chocolate Fish Bomb is what happens when you're eating out a chick with a smelly vagina and she blows diarrhea all over your face.

Enticed by the seductive nature of her sweaty quarfs, Waldo followed his nose and heart until his face was planted firmly inbetween the prostititute's hairy manlegs, and shortly thereafter, a vicious Chocolate Fish Bomb would land him in the ICU.

by Brian Quarfkin October 18, 2009

Delaware Chocolate popsicle

The act of Butt hole penetration (hers) via fingers and having women lick them. Or suck on them if you want to give a vanilla swirl cream in her mouth first or after

guy 1: "Hey did you hear, she apparently has a taste for Delaware chocolate posicle's,"

guy 2: "eww shes dirty"

Delaware Chocolate popsicle

by Matty Zizzle February 24, 2009

Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers

When a male excretes into a female's hand, and she proceeds to masturbate while on her menstrual cycle.

And we had chocolate cherry ladyfingers for desert.. my vajayjay still smells like dook!

by Ryan & Erica November 26, 2007

Chocolate Dutch Bomb

When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.

Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!

by Hexforge June 7, 2011

Chocolate Chip Pancake

Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.

Bitch was so hot for ween that I made a deal with her; she only gets it if we bake a fresh Chocolate Chip Pancake.

by AMc799 January 21, 2009

Chocolate Jock Surprise

while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.

Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.

by Marcus Bret Thomas July 15, 2009

Double Chocolate Muffin

A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.

*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P

"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"

by 5Dollaaa April 25, 2010